No seriously, f*** SHARKNADO and it's low-class, low-rent, low-brow bend on shark movies. Maybe THE SHALLOWS has DEEP BLUE SEA levels of CG ridiculousness all over it but with Juame Collet-Serra at the helm (NON-STOP, HOUSE OF WAX) you can count on being at the edge of your seat until you (and the movie) falls off stupidly in the end. Unless Thomas Jane makes a cameo - then my head will explode. #facebook
